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Deer Hunting: Jack & Celia equipped to catch a deer

They've got all the paraphernalia for catching a deer, new from Walmart, and they are set to 'catch a deer,' - but she's not really sure what they will do with it.
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By Celia Downey

Many of my friends and neighbors are going Deer Hunting. That is good, to get a deer. I understand about the Deer Diseases and the plague they create for the drivers on the roads. Love the Camouflage. The hunting of deer has evolved into a right of passage for those growing up.



So today I went to Walmart where I purchased a full body suit of camouflage with compartments for water bottles, snacks, phone, ammo, dog treats, deer calling whistle, emergency find me flares, compass, two way radio, emergency meals, bear spray, and camo muck boots for my hunting dog. As an afterthought I purchased a pole pool net, that was on sale, as it might come in handy in securing the deer.

Arriving home I called for my hunting dog, Jack, my Jack Russell Terrier, who was asleep on the couch as usual. Jack jumped to check out the shopping bags, always ready for an adventure, particularly this one,"... to catch a deer." Jack's camo muck boots fit him perfectly and he excitedly pranced stomping around the house anticipating his new role, The Deer Catcher.

"Jack, today we will catch a Deer. In this camo, it will never see us coming. Jack when you see a deer, alert me and start yapping as loud as you can so we can herd the deer into the corral."

I put on my full body camo suit, got Jack, and out the door we marched. We were so camouflaged that were nearly invisible, goal achieved! We filled that orange Kubota with diesel fuel, cranked up that deafening sucker, and discreetly headed for the woods to catch a deer.

I'm not really sure what to do with the deer after we catch it. But we will post it on some media site for some person who needs a deer. Happy Holidays. CD


This story was posted on 2017-11-17 02:47:43
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