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Cow-size keg almost needed to put down rumors at Miss Vicky's

A NEAR COWTASTROPHE AVERTED: After misinformation spread through herd, a bovine insurrection almost ensued at Miss Victoria's Pampered Angus Ranch

By Victoria Pike

Late this afternoon a cowtastraphe was quickly averted when one of my girls misheard that their beloved angus ranch was about to be invaded by some sort of contraption with 18 wheels and moooed it on through a small faction of the girls.



Well they all have been assured that their side of heaven is safe and secure from these contraptions and they have nothing to worry about. I almost thought I was going to have to order the girls a cow sized keg to calm their nerves. Now all is back to normal and all the girls are out grazing after a hot day under the shade tree. Now on to grooming this place into shape. - Victoria Pike


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Rainbow seen by girls at Miss Victoria's Pampered Angus Ranch



2016-08-03 - Miss Victorias Pampered Angus Ranch, Greater Bliss, KY - Photo by Miss Victoria, herself.
Perhaps one of the reasons the bovine citizens of Miss Victoria's Pampered Angus Ranch return to their contented self, even in the face of rumors of a truck stop taking over their green pastures, is the bountiful supply of rainbows there; quite possibly the rainbow capitol of the world. Vicious stories that the refuge might be turned into a truck stop were quelled today. "This place is not for sale," Miss Vicky declared. "There will never be a truck stop on this corner. Never. Unless somebody puts down a bigger satchel than they've ever done for any land in Adair County." To prove her point, she said that she's engaging a No. 1 dozer man in Gradyville to reshape the land for agriculture. - CM

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