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COF: And the signs portend . . .

He wonders? - If we humans are causing the Global Warming, just who meltted the Ice Age? - The COF

The COF

I've been eyein' the signs fer a time an I'm ready to make my predilection 'bout this coming winter. I haven't seen Professor Smith's calculations regardin' the fogsnow yet, so's I'm hopin' ta be the firstus critter outta the chute.



I predicate thet we'll be a seein' a gradual cool down followed by intermittent bouts of weather followed by several months of more weather.

Course, I could be wrong. As the Great American Philosopizer, Yogi Berra observed: "Making predictions is hard, especially if it's about the future."

I do hafta admit tho, those Climate Change folks shur nuff hit thet nail plumb square.

Fer instance, why jest yestidday, from the time I woke up til the time I crawled back inta the straw tick the weather jest kept on a changin' from sun up ta sun down.

What's got me bumfuzzled tho - iffen we humans are a causin' Global Warmin' jest who melted the Ice Age? - COF at Dun Roman, High o'er beautiful Old Knifley: Where Miz Emily says I could use some shur nuff changing!


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