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Lisa who? Charles Marshburn wonders

There are two Lisas in Adair County. Everybody knows that. Context should make it know which one. - EW

By Charles Marshburn
Personal Commentary

You refer to a lot of folks by their first name and the ever growing line of those "from off" are not seemingly privy to the identity of those of whom you speak. Is it too much to ask that you refer to folks by first AND last name? According to statistics more have left this area than have arrived and living in the past has never aided progress. Think about it. I know you don't get out much. - Charles Marshburn

Thanks, I guess. - This Those not from off (and most From Off), know that I am slow - that it takes me 20 minutes to catch a joke, but I'm wondering already if I haven't just been slurred. Everybody - Certified Born-Again-Adair Countians and Never-ever- been-out-of-Adair Countians - knows there are two (2) Lisas: Lisa the Road Woman and candidate for County Clerk, and Lisa the Radio Woman. I just thought that there was enough context to know that this one is Lisa the Lisa the Road Woman and candidate for County Clerk. My only recourse may be to turn your case over to Johnny Vaughn, Dean of the Adair County Assimilation Academy. Next thing we know, you'll be asking a Metcalfe Countian, "Woodrow who?" I think there's a law against such ignorance in Edmonton.




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