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Christian Cats: Baptism or else doctrine

Paul Patton writes:
The comment of my friend, Dave Rosenbaum, reminds me of the time our youngest son, Joel Patton, tried to baptize our Siamese cat in the commode. The cat was quite resistant and Joel ended up with a few scratches and as much water on himself as the cat. When I advised Joel that the cat may not have wanted to be baptized, he replied, "If he didn't want to be baptized then he shouldn't have joined my church." - Paul Patton
Comments re article 58073 Two Cats at Egypt Church

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