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Epicurean Kentuckian: Great Cheese controversy heats up

So far, no gunplay oi killings, but tempers may be rising. At least Adair Countians get riled over important matters, holy matters, like the ADAIR Band and Cheese Orthodoxy. Still nothing seems sacred anymore: Not even Home, Motherhood, foxhunting, but, thank heaven, Velveeta sure is. The AAA thinks something has to be did.
Comments re article 48314 Even better with proper cheese

Maury E Lewis writes:
Proper cheese to me is the cheese I like not one that someone else says is the correct cheese to eat with grapes or fig preserves. My favorite cheese today is Creamy Havarti Cheese. The regular Havarti cheese is good but the Creamy Havarti is excellent to my taste buds. Regular Havarti is available in Walmart Deli and The creamy Havarti can be bought in their cheese display at the front door. Just a little information from beautiful Joppa in Adair County Ky. - MAURY E. LEWIS
Thanks, Maury, I guess. Our readers know you blew in here from off. And, besides, I guess you can't be blamed for Havarti, though, more than that boy of mine.


He was raised right, with all the variety in cheeses anybody should ever want. Velveeta and cheddar.

It may have been when we got the Cheese Whiz, and the kids learned to drink Cheese (according to BJ Fudge), that he took on Northrun ways and acquired a Northrun cheese palate and took to eating cheese on bread - and not light bread, at that!

Don't think he meant to be uppity, or create a conflict, any more than that boy of Stanley Rosenbaum's did.

And the simmering debate is causing pandum at the AAA. Things are in an uproar. Dr. Johnny Vaughn, dean of the Adair Assimilation Academy and a man tolerably slow to provoke,, agreed last night in a conference at the OKCC that the way people are acting around here, anymore is a disgrace, and that. something has to be did to preserve our way of life. -EW


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