Keith was bird hunting with an uncle and an employee of his uncle's. The dogs had a successful hunt and were hungry. The employee got out some bread and potted meat to feed his dog and methodically began the assembly, while the hungry dog waited impatiently. The man finished slathering the first slice with the potted meat, then laid it on a stump while he opened the bread bag to get a slice to top it.

While he was doing that, the hungry dog grabbed the food from the stump, which angered his owner.

"Idiot!" the man yelled as he slapped the food out of the dog's mouth. "It ain't a sandwich yet."