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COF Extrapolates on Extrapolation: CM misses point, he says

COF treatise says CM has again overlooked main story of the senseless census: Columbia is merely a small adjunct of Greater Knifley Eden. Census should have counted, in Knifley, those who would have wanted to live in Knifley had they just known about it. (SEE for Yoreself MAP of this Eden, this Knifley, this place of all man's desiring, beautiful piece of God's own land)
Comments re article 41218 Extrapolating estimates Columbia would pass Campbellsville in 2126

By the COF

Now thet's a fair passel of crystal ball gazing and a pretty good pictogram to boot. However, I fear that, in the well established tradition of Columbians, you have agin o'erlooked the main story of the senseless census.



If one wuz to count those living in Knifley, those thet live on the inaccessible knobs and hills thet make up a better part of the metropolis or back in the deep hollers bordering the mighty waters of White Oak creek as well as those thet used to live in Knifley and still brag being akin to it and those thet used to live in Knifley but for various reasons don't dast broach the subject then you would grasp the fact thet Columbia is merely a small adjunct to the Greater Knifley Eden. Note thet this calculation don't even make mention of those that would count Knifley as thar domicile if'n they only knew 'bout hit.

Now if Mz. JH Giles were still a blabbin bout the local folks private affairs then even more folks would come nosing around lookin for a place to light.

Speakin of Mz. Giles, she well documented what happens when folks round here attempt to show a little Christian kindness to those from off. It oft has bad endings as the Fowlers en other souls can well attest!

So considerin' all the above, I reckon hits best that our quiet little piece of heaven continue to go unnoticed en unrecognized and I thank you kindly for continued efforts in thet regard.

-COF, at Dun Roman, somewhar o'er a beautiful piece of God's own land.


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