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95 years ago: A mostly true squirrel tale

By "Jim

Upon viewing the photo and related text concerning squirrels and buckeyes, the following article from the dusty pages of the Adair County News (September 8, 1915) came to mind. (Down deep inside, I have to wonder if the squirrel described below might have been a direct ancestor of the one that caused such an a ruckus and such an uproar and led to such a revival and so much repentance in the "First Self-Righteous Church in that sleepy little town of Pascagoula," Mississippi. Just sayin'...)


A Vicious Pet

The pet squirrel of Mr. G.W. Lowe escaped from his cage one morning last week. It sprang on a lady who was nearing the house and bit her through the arm and shoulder and tore her clothes in several places. It then attacked a boy passing by and bit him two or three times. Some one seeing what was going on telephoned for Mr. Lowe to come home quick and kill it.

As Mr. Lowe approached his place he met two or three little [boys] coming at full speed and the squirrel right on their heels. He [the squirrel, that is, not Mr. Lowe, for those to which such matters are of concern--"Jim"] then ran up a tree and Mr. Lowe called a dog to the scene. The squirrel came down, gave the dog a rough fight and then escaped to the tree again.

The squirrel was last seen trying to hitch a ride out of town, waving a sign at passing motorists that read "Pascagoula, Mississippi or bust!"
[OK, I made up that last sentence, but the rest of the article is pure Gospel, as reported in the News95 years ago. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program, already in progress.--"Jim"]


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