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Chuck Hinman: IJMA No. 349: Ever Read a Telephone Book?

It's Just Me Again 349. Ever Read A Telephone Book?
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by Chuck Hinman

Have you read any good telephone books lately?

I grew-up on a farm near Liberty, Gage County in southeast Nebraska. It was in the 1930s, seventy some years ago.

Even though those years were spent in an economically depressed time, our large two-story farm home was relatively new and nicer than most houses in town.



Dad was a nut about buying and trying the newest thing on the market. He should have been a test engineer. We were the first in the area to have a Jacobs brand electric washing machine.

When rural telephone lines were laid, we had a tall wall-telephone which seemed designed for installation in the centrally located hall of our house. You had to go through that room to get anywhere, including the second floor. The telephone was about four foot high and one foot wide. It had a little winder dealy on the side that produced bell sounds that you could call people sharing your party line. Or you could summon "central" to assist you with all other calls including long-distance calls.

We were a part of the Liberty Bell Telephone system. The telephone book consisted of five pages showing names and telephone numbers.

Our family chided Mom because every time she went to the bathroom, she would grab the phone book for reading material! You might wonder "What on earth could she possibly find to read in the telephone book?" Well, I'll tell you.

Mom became an expert analyzing a family's telephone number. She became adept at telling who neighbors were even though she did not know these people personally. She was the "go-to person" if you wanted to know where somebody lived.

An infringement of privacy? What? A telephone book?

Perhaps, but what mind-improving thing do you do when you go to the bathroom? And imagine the countless hours she spent honing this skill. No wonder she was an expert!

Oh, yes, our telephone number was 420, and unless you had to go through the operator, Annie Fellers, who supposedly could, and did, listen to any conversation of her choosing, you reached the Hinman family telephone by ringing two short rings........ Hello!

If you missed an important detail in any conversation, all was not lost. You just rang two shorts and a long (ring) and ask our good neighbor, Allie Dillow, for the information you missed.

Party lines are not all that bad! It was high-tech communication in it's hey-day and I was there....
Chuck Hinman, former Nebraska farm boy, spent his working days with Phillips Petroleum Company in Bartlesville, Oklahoma, and Houston, Texas. He lives at Tallgrass Estates in Bartlesville where he keeps busy writing his memories. His hobbies are writing, playing the organ, and playing bridge.


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