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From the Tractor Seat: Advice on finding lost iguana

About: Adair County, KY, woman needs help

To ColumbiaMagazine.com:

Tell the woman to go out on the porch, sit in a rocking chair, opena beer, make noises like an iguana and drink the beer. If that doesn't work, she should drink more beers until the iguana shows its ugly head!

Seriously, now: Iguanas love hibiscus blooms and they are probably just as fond of Rose of Sharon blooms which are in the same family. If she has access to some blossoms, tell her to put a small pile inside the cage and maybe one or two at the entrance to the cage. Might work.

s/Charles Marshburn




This story was posted on 2009-08-28 15:07:26
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