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Report on number of holes in Great Wall may be out today

Thanks to all those who readers with real regard for preserving important historical data and have taken the time to count the number of pigeonholes in the Great Wall of Columbia, KY. We now have moderate consensus on the precise number, but not enough agreement to satisfy the high metric standards of the BBC, ColumbiaMagazine.com, Scientific American, or the World Record Book of Guinesses.

We were hoping for the certainty of the Septuagint, with everybody coming up with the same number. With one errant number, however, we'll never be able to claim divinity for the count. Counts will be accepted until 12 noonCT, Wednesday, prayer meeting day, July 8, 2009, at which time the First Report will be issued.

ColumbiaMagazine.com will accept as historical fact whatever Columbia Mayor Pat Bell and City of Columbia Events Planner Rhonda Loy decree, by municipal fiat, the GWCK Whole Number is. -EW




This story was posted on 2009-07-08 04:50:01
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