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COF sends the science on need to fall out of bed early

Further elucidation on: Local lore: Trees which bring death to planters

By the COF
Oracle from Dun Roman

where Miz Emily swears I fall outta bed everyday

As any red-blooded American (native or imported - makes nary a difference) knows it takes a good thump on the head to knock some sense into any youngun. Of course no one would tolerate someone thumping a bairn on purpose, so one could only hope that the child's guardian angel would give a little timely nudge early on a before the little tyke got too far along. Otherwise - God bless him - he might just grow up to be a democrat!<




This story was posted on 2009-06-15 15:33:59
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