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Barbara Armitage asks Mark Bess: What's the wait?

Floridian with his eyes on the promised land at Breeding, KY, advised to follow lead of born again, 97.2%* assimilated Adair Countian, whose meddling is changing Adair County for the better

About: "Floridian says he lives vicariously in Columbia, online"

To Frogger, via CM

What I want to know is: What are you waiting for?

As a 5th generation Florida cracker, I couldn't wait to get out. I say ditch the palm trees and head for the Bluegrass as fast as you can.




Look at it this way: If all the Floridians move out it'll make more room for the snowbirds.

I'll be here waiting for you. Remember if you can't come, call ya'll.

s/Barbara Armitage
*Barbara Armitage was threatened with being recycled through Johnny Vaughn's Adair County Assimilation Academy when she protested at not being strip searched and waterboarded before being allowed to vote, recently. This is Adair County, KY! We have honest elections. Always have, even back when vote-buying was "legal." - when both sides did it in a fair and honest manner. and infused the float voters with up to $30,000 an election, all of which stimulated the economy that very day.


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