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Report from the Knifley AVFD Pig Roast, Gospel Singing

Comment: MONGEESE IN ADAIR
MYSTERY SOLVED!
From the COF

At the Social Event of the year last night in the heart of Downtown Knifley, the three mysterious critters put in an impromptu appearance.

At first glance, most in attendance figured they wuz just some folks who weren-t from here but as the trio of striped strangers bellied up to the gourmet viands it became apparent that they wuz indeed from a long way off.




The visitors caused quite a hubbub, 'specially 'mong the young'uns.

Those of middlin years were all for the laying on of hands, but grayer heads recognized the intruders for what they were and when explained to those too young to have seen such, a good laugh wuz had by all. It should be mentioned that after partaking of the porcine repast, the three strangers stayed for the concert and seemed enthralled by the offerings of "Only by Grace."

Unfortunately, since the media decided to boycott the gala, no pictures or credible unbiased witness is available, with the possible exception of Dr. Phil Aaron, but he promised to plead ignorance of the entire matter if questioned.

COF
at Dun Roman
High on a Ridge above beautiful Downtown Knifley


This story was posted on 2008-06-01 03:44:30
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