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Phillip Coffey - No Corvette

No Corvette by Phillip Coffey

He road up and down the dusty highways
Playing his eclectic 8 tracts selection
from Led Zeppelin to George Jones to see if the
Prettiest girls would turn their heads
In the general direction of his beat up '62 Ford.


But this didn’t last very long, his gas tank
Had rusted out a hole about half way up.
Of course he always had a gallon of gas
In his trunk for such anticipations.

Safety was not inside his youthful concern.
He would just walk off if it caught on fire
To the nearest kinfolk’s house - catch him a
Ride home, but none of them had a Corvette
Like George Jones or a Lear Jet like Robert Plant.


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