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Bird sounds

By Linda Waggener

Birds begin choir practice outside my window about 5:30 each morning - a gentle, sweet wake-up alarm.

At 5:30 this day, however, the gentle choir was dominated by one huge voice. It was such an unusually loud bird call at that hour of the morning I was reminded of an old high school joke:

Do you know what a 500 pound canary says?

What?



CHHHHHIIIIIRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!


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