Operation 'Whistle Britches' began with limitless, stealth government funds
Going up and down the highway of information - never anything beneficial done.
Spreading out the rumors, falsehoods and innuendo from sources under the sun.
Nothing of substance ever accomplished but sure can spread - making a long run.

Toughen up your hide my son while sitting there, silently - think it over a sunny spell.
Sure confuses our very existence of trying to do our best in the Commonwealth.
The science of suspicious activity against upward mobility doing so exceedingly well.
Back to the early fifties, red commies everywhere, my goodness, boy -'oil up your shotgun.'