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Phillip Coffey - At The Mall

By Phillip Coffey

Rehabilitating in the 'Rest and Recharge' recliner.
Oh, old cheap me - sure to not spend my quarters
On the luxury that has coaxed me fervently to settle.
Napping, No ! My wife approaching - must to her render.

Feeding the Grandchildren and another with my Debit Card
At the Greenwood Mall - all eating in the segregated installing
A full measure of calculated distance for the special occasion.
Total amount spent now receiving - excessive whining and grieving.




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