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Washingtonian/Gradyvillian wants photo of zucchini chainsaw

To Ed Waggener
In the interest of complete coverage I hope for video of your lovely wife wielding a chainsaw against the humongous zucchini in the photo . . . - Mary Keltner, Chicagoan by birth, forever a Gradyvillian by choice
Thanks, Mary Keltner - 'Truthfully,' as the late great Gradyvillian Paul Barry Hayes would be won't to say, the chainsaw - if there are ary 'un, and it's not just a figment of her boundless imagination - I have not seen the kitchen device. I can only imagine that it is gold-plated, bejeweled, with diamond cutting edges which would be needed to slaughter this giant Ricky & Mitzi produce wonder, so hard I don't think it is a zucchini. Maybe a kin. Maybe not. Thanks. Great to hear from you. - EW

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