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Great Wooded South: Major Scientific Discovery Further enlightenment on this subject can be found by clicking on headline for 'proof' of the discovery with the accompanying photo By Billy Joe Fudge BR> Yesterday at 7:36pmCT in Columbia, Adair County, Kentucky, The Great Wooded South University Astronomy Department proved that there is indeed a second moon orbiting Earth. GWSU in the wake of their groundbreaking "Black matter" and "Black energy" research has now revealed photographic evidence that, as they had been predicting for several years, there is indeed a "Black moon". Other major researchers around the world, along with GWSU have been theorizing about Black matter (which has never been seen) being the unknown entity causing the contraction of the Universe and Black energy (which has never been seen) causing Galaxies to actually expand. Now, with this groundbreaking photograph to GWSU's credit, researchers are hopeful they will be releasing information very soon, proving the existence of both Black matter and Black energy. Inferior researchers outside the historic halls of GWSU scoffed at GWSU's assertion that Black energy and Black matter were both invisible because their atomic makeup was actually octagonal in nature rather than circular. Now that the photograph of Earth's Black Octagonal Moon has proven GWSU's Octagonal Black Universe Theory, researchers around the world are scrambling to reprogram their detection equipment and computers in a desperate effort to catch up to GWSU's domination of the Field of Octagonal Atomic Science. Additionally, it is rumored that both Apple and Google are sending train car loads of cash to GWSU in an effort to purchase the patent on the one and only Octagonal Black Universe Camera that made this historic look down Hudson Street to the far reaches of the other side of Creation, possible. This story was posted on 2016-05-23 01:31:30
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