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COF: Political Turmoil Rails against "Bunch of Sciolist sesquipelalian snollygosters strewing smaze solely for their schadenfreude." By The COF Personal Commentary After endless yars o hearin' Miz Emily harp 'bout how she should hitched hersef an ejukated type, I deemed the onliest way ta quiet her down wuz ta give her a taste o whut she had been pining fer. So's I set about ta larn a new word ev'ry day. Well COF being COF I wusn't 'bout ta start at the furst page o thet thar word book so's I jest plopped it open sumwhars 'bout tha middle en bugun my journey inta erudition. This morning, during breakfuss she started in 'bout politicians en tha mess they been astirrin up. I figgered here's my chance ta impress the ole gal with my five days worth of efforts. "Yes ma'am" I sez "Their nutting but a bunch of Sciolist sesquipelalian snollygosters strewing smaze solely for their schadenfreude." WELL sir, hit had the intended affect for a short spell as she jest sot thar with her mouth all agape. Then the skies darkened, the thunder roared en I never saw so much light'nen. S'pose ta git cold ta nite en this here barn ain't insolated but I reckon the critters will let me hunker up close with em. COF at Dun Roman High o'er beautiful Downtown Knifley Whar it don't pay to reach beyond your raisin's This story was posted on 2013-11-07 19:17:45
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