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At long last, Carol Perkins: Dr. Oz

With apologies to CM Carol Perkins devotees: This article ought to have been posted before sunrise on Sunday with CM. It is more then 24 hours late. But there is a much better excuse than John Belushi gave Carrie Fisher in "The Blues Brothers." "Sorry I forgot to send before we left for vacation," The popular columnist wrote. "My mind is scattered," she explained. That being said, the column which follows is so good it's worth the 24 hour Carol Perkins Deprivation Syndrome suffering endured by her vast audience.
To see the next earlier Carol Perkins column, Carol Perkins: Slang

By Carol Perkins

My mother must stop quoting Dr. Oz or she is going to be arrested for practicing medicine without a license! No matter what the ailment, even a hint of pain, she refers to Dr. Oz. "He is the smartest man to TV," she declares right before she gives me what I know is coming...a remedy or a diagnosis.



The first time I saw Dr. Oz was on Oprah. She launched his career and like Dr. Phil, now he has his own show. I haven't watched it often because the less I know about health and the body, the more I can live in denial. However, he has a unique way of teaching us about our bodies and our health that makes us want to watch.

Have you ever been to Epcot Center and ridden through the human body (a simulated ride that takes you through the veins, etc)? When I watch Dr. Oz, I feel as if I am taking a ride through a variety of body parts, depending on the show. For instance, he doesn't just tell about a liver, he shows a real liver (or looks like a real one but I doubt that would be legal since someone might need it). Sometimes his demonstrations are so gross (for me) that I have to switch the channel.

I have intestines but not the desire to see them or look at them swimming in blood. Watching the colon through digitized imagery is not entertaining. His enthusiasm is so catching that when he is "teaching" a lesson, he makes me want to wear a party hat and blow a horn!

He is an expert about food. Did you know that tomatoes heal almost everything? I learned this as my mother passed me a bowl of tomatoes and when I didn't take any, she shared their healing qualities. "But the acid in tomatoes makes me have hives," I told her. "Well, you don't have to eat a lot of them. They are good for you." Her logic is probably solid but I hated tomatoes!

I think what she likes about Dr. Oz is his winning personality. He could tell a patient she was going to have to have a knee replaced and the patient would smile and say, "Whatever you say, Doctor." He exudes that warm, fuzzy bedside manner that we usually only see on TV.

My mother quotes Dr. Oz so much that my brother and I roll our eyes when his name comes up, especially while we are eating. He has done endless shows on weight loss. "Exercise is the key," she will repeat. I believe I learned that in health class in the third grade. However, I know she is assuming by repeating it, perhaps it might "take hold of me."

My mother is a healthy person, I firmly believe, because of her good eating habits (very little junk food) and her resting habits (daily naps) and her exercise. I remember her lifting books instead of weights and walking with a book on her head for balance and posture. Somehow, I didn't follow in her footsteps because I have managed to avoid all three to my chagrin.

Although I hear his advice from her often, he wasn't her first expert. For years and years, she lived by the medical word of Dr. Gott, reading his advice in the Daily Times and passing along his wisdom. Long before Dr. Gott or Dr. Oz, though, she would pull our medical book from the bookcase and look up symptoms when someone in the family was sick. I have never looked inside a medical book in my life!

I have been known to quote Oprah and Dr. Phil. For some reason, I had rather dwell on life lessons than health lessons. My mother quotes Dr. Gott and Dr. Oz because she has heard life lessons from living. Perhaps the smartest of all is Guy. He quotes John Wayne!


This story was posted on 2011-07-18 07:57:40
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