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Great Wooded South - Smartest Inventions By Billy Joe Fudge, Retired District Forester Kentucky Division of Forestry Just a note to let all you folks with inquiring minds know that the research staff in the Great Wooded South is making great strides attempting to explain hugely difficult happenings. The research is yet incomplete but nevertheless is gaining momentum in spite of massive budget cuts from federal and state government sources. As of late many researchers are continuing their important work at little or no salary and are relying upon friends, neighbors and family to keep going. I will attempt to explain the nature of the research although I am sure that most of you have already formed your opinions about what is going on from one or more of the many "leaks" that have surfaced over the past couple of years. My explanation may seem complicatedly disjointed but Einstein had problems explaining the makeup of the Universe, so I am in good company. Ever since the invention of the vacuum thermos bottle and the pop-up toaster there has been a very divisive and discordant difference of opinion about which of the mighty, miraculous, and marvelous inventions of men might be the smartest. Although the research is yet incomplete, the Home Appliance Intelligence Research Inaugurate, HAIRI for short, has released their "short list" with a very preliminary, scientific explanation as to their reasoning. The HAIRI "Top four list" is determined based upon several criteria which includes what can only be described as "supernatural abilities". Be forewarned that particularly perspicacious youth with underdeveloped emotional underpinnings should not be allowed to surf through this list without responsible adult supervision.
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