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Epicurean Kentuckian: Decisions

Picked up at a McDonald's, Versailles, Woodford Co., KY

by Dave Rosenbaum

How to Eat a Burrito

As everyone knows, every McDonalds Restaurant in Kentucky has a group of regulars for morning coffee, usually retired men who use the time to discuss all the world's problems and craft solutions for all sorts of situations.

A friend of mine recently observed a group of gentlemen at the Versailles McDonalds.

One of the men was holding a breakfast burrito in one hand and a cell phone in the other. Apparently it was the first burrito that the gentleman had ever eaten.My friend overheard him calling someone to ask which end of the burrito one should bite first.

Although he was sitting with a group of his friends, he apparently couldn't rely on the advice of any of them and was forced to telephone another person for wise counsel.




This story was posted on 2010-08-13 15:08:59
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