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COF's Shakespeare quote stirs yearnings in Tractor Man

No More Shakespeare on CM!: Events necessitate a Ban on Shakespeare on CM. Full explanation on jump
COF cites Shakespeare on value of dilatory time.

To ColumbiaMagazine.com:

Wish I knew how to get the picture of the Avon River at Warwick Castle near Stratford Upon Avon, England, in the remarks section of the article mentioning same. Visited this area four years ago and the Avon River truly flows slowly.

s/Charles Marshburn
The Tractor Man



That's it! No more Shakespeare on CM! I knew no good would come of fellow Knifleyan COF quoting Shakespeare. His reference to dilatory time and Avon stirred longings in barely settled in, born again Adair Countian Charles Marshburn, who apparently is not content, now, to hone his wit on the banks of Petty's Fork Creek nor find his Tranquility in fair Fairplay. The COF may have induced a winter of discontent worse than any swine flu could be. Any more mischief from Shakespeare quoters may force Dean Johnny Vaughn of the Adair County Assimilation Academy to bring back "Quitting Shakespeare 101 Cold Turkey," to the curriculum. He thought we we'd never need this remedial course again. Alas, poor Johnny, our work is never done. Guess some people can get too much of a good thing. -EW


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