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Local history: High number of character sets Adair Co., KY apart


The time Soldier Jones shot the city judge in his buttock
at the Haig Bros. Circus at the AdairCo. Fairgrounds


A Story Told by Ol' Joe Barbee

Joe L. Barbee says that a higher number of characters is what sets thiscounty above all other places on earth.



One of the characters who put Adair County on that high plateau waswas known as "Soldier" Jones.

Coming of age, Joe says, Soldier Jones was his hero, though his idolwasn't promoted as such in Barbee circles. Quite the opposite. Infact, all his family members used to warn him, after his own youthfulescapades, Joe says., "You'd better watch it," They'd tell him. "Youkeep on, you're going to turn out just like Soldier Jones. Straightenup," they'd warn. Or he, Joe, might amount to nothing.

But he got to noticing that the fellow his family always talked aboutat get togethers was Soldier Jones. It didn't seem like such a badthing to turn out that way, and he spent at least a little timethinking in that direction.

When the shooting happened, the circus was in town

As titled above, and to get back on track, this story is about thetime when Soldier Jones shot Judge Philetus Dunbar in the ass at theAdair County Fairgrounds.

Haig Brothers Circus was in town, Ol' Joe says, and Soldier and somefellows sneaked into the fairgrounds and hid under the bleachers,planning to spread out later through the crowd and see the show forfree.

Soldier and his friends were passing the time telling stories,drinking a little whisky, and playing with an Owl Head pistol. WhileSoldier had the gun, it accidentally went off, grazing Judge Dunbar,who was seated above in the bleachers, on his buttock.

The police arrested all the boys and took them to jail, where theyspent the night.

The next morning, Ol' Joe says, they were all hauled into thecourtroom to appear before the Judge, the same one who been woundedthe night before.

They were all hung over, some nearly having the "DDT's." They weredishevelled, all in all a pretty scroungy looking lot after sleepingin their street clothes on a jail bunk all night..

The judge tried to maintain dignity, even though to wound to thebuttocks made his sitting skittish.

One by one he looked at the miscreants and told them each how sorrythey were, what a great chance they had all had in life, how they haddisgraced their prominent families. He asked them each what they hadto say for themselves.

They all stood there ashamed before the bar of justice, with Soldierfeeling lowest. When his turn came and the Judge got to Soldier, hesaid, "Now, Mr. Jones, what do you have to say foryourself?"

Great tears were streaming down a contrite Soldier Jones face when heanswered. "Judge," he said, "it seems like anymore you can't have anyfun at all around here without somebody getting shot in theass."

John Steinbeck wrote some pretty good stories. You just have towonder, though, how good he might have been if he'd lived in AdairCounty, and known fellows like Soldier Jones. And you wonder too, howmany Pulitzer prizes and Academy Awards Ol' Joe would have won if he'dturned into a writer, instead of turning out the way he has. -EW


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