My cat Doofus Jelly Tweet is the most trustworthy of cats - yes Siree.
No soul cleansing when he returns from a morning hunt - starts spinning tales
About all the creatures seen on his escapade - tales that appear to be outrageous.
Fowls of the air, so mighty each could take out a Pterodactyl single handed.

That is just the beginning of it that's told without all the ear-piercing expletives.
Rodents so massive, who are so immense - could swallow an unchewed grapefruit whole.
Whatever Doofus may say, take it to the bank - put up the farm and everything included.
Here to tell you in simplified language confident he is the most honest cat ever created.