Doofus sitting on the couch arm in the Sphinx enigmatic position.
Letting him out, lifting garage door early, daily upheld tradition.
He is returning, thankfully without game from his glory expedition.
No stories of 'the one that got away' - no tales told that's stupendous.

My trips have been shortened, lessened by the COVID-19 Pandemic
But I must be truthful - It is all a part of my natural, practiced inclination.
Supported by Coffey Father's genes - it is my handed down predilection.
To stay on the Homefront - just stray away in my vivid imagination.