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How Do You Know--if You're A Hard Sleeper?

This article first appeared in issue 17, and was written by Billy Joe Fudge.

1) Has your car ever been towed without your knowledge, while you were in it?

2) Are you affectionately known as "Rip Van Winkle"?

3) Is eating breakfast something that you just can't quite recall?

4) Have you ever dreamed you were dreaming and when you awoke you were still asleep?

5) Have you ever been lost more than 35 miles on a 100 mile trip?

6) Have you ever drained your car battery with the horn by sleeping on the steering wheel?

7) Don't you think it a bit strange that it has never stormed at your house after bedtime?

8) Has a neighbor ever shot your alarm clock?

9) Have you ever had dental work done while only under the influence of sleep?

10) Have you ever been awakened by the shower water going from hot to cold?


5 or 6 Yes answers: Take out a large life-insurance policy to protect your family.

7 or 8 Yes answers: Renounce your driver's license.

9 or 10 Yes answers: Wake up, you're dreaming.

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